How big do testicles have to be to join the Marine Corps?

July 21st, 2009 | by MakingMarines |
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bobfredgeorge05 asked:


My cousin failed the Marine Corps physical because apparently his testicles aren’t big enough. I was just wondering, just how big they have to be.

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  1. 12 Responses to “How big do testicles have to be to join the Marine Corps?”

  2. By vinak on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply

    8==>

    that big

  3. By StarTrekGurl on Jul 25, 2009 | Reply

    the size of a sunflower seed. if they are bigger the men are usually in the army.

  4. By TakeWarning on Jul 26, 2009 | Reply

    They provide prosthetics.

  5. By Mac on Jul 29, 2009 | Reply

    i dont beleive you!

  6. By winny the mongoose on Jul 30, 2009 | Reply

    This actually made me luagh. Testicle size? come on! how does that effect anything?

  7. By Jc Mac on Jul 31, 2009 | Reply

    Um as long as you do.

  8. By insider on Aug 3, 2009 | Reply

    He’s lying to you about it being a size problem….

    You just have to have them…..at least two.

  9. By Wilson on Aug 4, 2009 | Reply

    Size of a mento.

  10. By deh107 on Aug 5, 2009 | Reply

    You have to be smuggling grape fruits.

  11. By devildawg367 on Aug 7, 2009 | Reply

    So, who’s lying, you or your cousin?

  12. By Michael P on Aug 11, 2009 | Reply

    Normal size, and there should be at least 2.

    I’m not saying anybody is lying here, but somebody is fabricating like crazy!

  13. By abnxray on Aug 13, 2009 | Reply

    big enough for the Navy seamen to appreciate them. !

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